- 22 May 2003 06:01
#12211
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Pilot:
"Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16."
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower."
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) "Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker."
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!"
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?"
Tower:
"You can believe me, this is Vienna!
Pilot:
(Nach einer erneuten Pause) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!"
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava."
Tower:
"Phantom-Formation crossing controlzone without clearance, state your callsign !"
Pilot:
"I'm not silly..."
Tower:
"Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?"
Pilot:
"Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot."
Pilot:
"Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16."
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower."
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) "Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker."
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!"
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?"
Tower:
"You can believe me, this is Vienna!
Pilot:
(Nach einer erneuten Pause) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!"
Tower:
"Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava."
Tower:
"Phantom-Formation crossing controlzone without clearance, state your callsign !"
Pilot:
"I'm not silly..."
Tower:
"Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?"
Pilot:
"Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot."
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