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By graymouser
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There is no place for the following in government buildings:

I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the House of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Those are all quite blatantly religious and encoding them into law would violate the establishment clause.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

This is a nice sentiment, but not part of any basis for any law. Plus it has that incentive portion to it that the government couldn't do anything about.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.

That's not illegal any more in most states, though it is grounds for divorce. We'll give it a half point.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Until we get the Thought Police together, this is not illegal nor can it be.

So, the Commandments as they pretty much apply as the whole "basis for the law" are:
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

That works as long as you take "bear false witness" to mean perjury or slander, both of which are illegal.

Now, we don't really need monuments to the Three and a Half Commandments Plus One Nice Sentiment that really apply in the secular world. If you're going to have a monument to religious commands, try "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You." Pretty much anybody who doesn't agree with that, deserves to be slapped around with a large fish anyway.

-Wayne
By N^G
#586290
shouldnt there be a new thread for this week started already?
By Luke
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By The American Lion
#586961
Thats not true! I will let you say Hello first then I'll talk crap about your nation, your politics or your culture.
By bradley
#586991
that's very polite of you TAL, you were obviously well-raised by your parents. Shame you never went to school though...
By Lord_Tito
#587008
that's very polite of you TAL, you were obviously well-raised by your parents. Shame you never went to school though...


Gold ;)
By graymouser
#587043
To make the point about Ten Commandments monuments more succinctly:

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-Wayne
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By The American Lion
#587235
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http://www.filibustercartoons.com/
Canada's former foreign minister is Lloyd Axworthy. He is often regarded as somewhat of a statesman figure in the Canadian media and Liberal Party.

But then he publishes this snarky sarcastic letter to the US Secretary of State and all illusions are broken. It's quite pathetic really. Especially when he refers to the US as a "defacto one-party state" which is of course quite amusing to hear from a Canadian.

The Letter: http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/westvi ... 6695c.html
By repr0bate
#587255
Canada's former foreign minister is Lloyd Axworthy.


Why does the cartoon say LLYOD then?
By Saf
#587268
TAL, did you read that letter? It's snide, but not crude. Just get this last bit:
There is also a very strong awareness on both sides of the border of how vital Canada is to the U.S. as a partner in North America. We supply copious amounts of oil and natural gas to your country, our respective trade is the world's largest in volume, and we are increasingly bound together by common concerns over depletion of resources, especially very scarce fresh water.

Why not discuss these issues with Canadians who understand them, and seek out ways to better cooperate in areas where we agree -- and agree to respect each other's views when we disagree.

I think if you read it with a lighthearted perspective it's not that bad. Maybe he was just trying to get Condi to loosen up a bit, eh?
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By The American Lion
#587369
Why does the cartoon say LLYOD then?


To make him look like a 1st grader prankster.
By repr0bate
#587374
To make him look like a 1st grader prankster.


You mean that dyslexic cartoonist, right?
By Luke
#587499
TAL, have you ever even been to Canada? By the way, if you read the letter, the facts in it simply destroy America - if you read it, you realize that Canada is a better country than America in every way other than owning weapons. America basically controls the world the way a totalitarian leader controls his people - military force. America is the tyrant of the world, a tyrant that needs to be overthrown.
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By The American Lion
#587798
Been to BC. Basicly Vancover is just like Seattle. Full of left wing nut jobs. Also its basicly America Jr with crappy money.
By sokath
#587799
Ah yes, but the money is so colourful!

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