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By QatzelOk
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^^^ Kermit is wearing his seatbelt, but the guy he is cruising isn't.

I find this kind of "humor" irresponsible.
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By legalboxerbriefs
#13105324
You are saying the all Homeless are so by choice?


Haven't you gotten the latest GOP memo? Being homeless is fun!
By Aekos
#13105383
Why do I need the state, if they dont provide the opportunity for me to work to meet the basic needs?


I didn't say the state shouldn't do that, I thought you were saying that the state should provide these things even if you don't work for it (for the state or otherwise).

A better question would be: how can we make sure everyone has an equal chance at these things?


Agreed. But it shouldn't be a handout to those who can work, they need to work for it.
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By War Angel
#13105668
You are saying the all Homeless are so by choice?

Of-course. Have you even seen a non-drunk, non-junkie homeless person? Have you ever seen an able-bodied, healthy and totally sane homless man\woman?

No. They're all either drunks, naromaniacs and\or mentally deranged. The latter is mostly the result of heavy substance abuse.

They deserve to live, as they do. I think the streets should be cleared of them, by deporting them to specialised camps, where they can die peacefully without turning my stomach every time I see\smell them.
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By Suska
#13105710
die peacefully without turning my stomach
in my opinion modern states create vagrants, and criminalizing narcotics creates junkies. Why can't you come up with a plan that comes with a happy ending...?
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By War Angel
#13105719
in my opinion modern states create vagrants

Yes - they would die off in less civilised places\times.

and criminalizing narcotics creates junkies.

Drugs create junkies. Their behaviour has nothing to do with their substance being illegal or not. Alcohol is legal, at least here - and drunks (chronic drunks, that is, not party drunks) are still a major nuisance.

Why can't you come up with a plan that comes with a happy ending...?

Happy for who? They're human garbage, in my opinion, and by their own choice. If there's any chance of rehabilitating them, it should be done. If not... they should be done away with.
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By QatzelOk
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To War Angel, Suska wrote:Why can't you come up with a plan that comes with a happy ending...?

He can't because his mind is locked into the Abrahamic narrative structure.

His mythology is incompatible with human nature, so his "plans" to improve the human condition actually end up harming it for everyone.

This is why mythology is so dangerous. It can do harm long after it has been overtly practiced.

:lol: :lol:
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By Suska
#13106912
He can't because his mind is locked into the Abrahamic narrative structure.
I dunno how that's Abrahamic, I sorta figured him for the Satanic sort out sailing the seas of what can be seen if you're really ornery and mean....

Yes - they would die off in less civilised places\times.
or not, if all the land is owned where will they hunt and dwell peaceably and humbly under the stars? So how are they somehow better off?

Drugs create junkies
Or maybe they just want to taste real pathos despite the shallow bourgeois simpletons that surround them.

Happy for who?
How about happy for everyone, I'm unaware of the zero-sum economy of happiness you posit.
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By War Angel
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I dunno how that's Abrahamic

He means Jewish.

I sorta figured him for the Satanic sort out sailing the seas of what can be seen if you're really ornery and mean....

:eh:

or not, if all the land is owned where will they hunt and dwell peaceably and humbly under the stars? So how are they somehow better off?

Err... what? They're not wild animals.

Or maybe they just want to taste real pathos despite the shallow bourgeois simpletons that surround them.

Riiiiight... well, they shouldn't do it with addictive drugs. That's basically signing for a prolonged death by torture.

How about happy for everyone, I'm unaware of the zero-sum economy of happiness you posit.

I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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By Suska
#13107009
He means Jewish.
ah christ! youre jewish? sorry i sometimes mix up my judaism and satanism. or maybe the whole euthanasia death camp for undesireables thing threw me off.

They're not wild animals.
I'm just saying, this is how it used to be handled, i mean youre kinda right, we should kick em out - but we got nowhere to kick em out to anymore.

they shouldn't do it with addictive drugs.
well shit, you can't get a good self-indulgent misery going on m&ms buddy! personally i'd rather people shot up than shot each other.

I'm not sure what you're talking about.
youre acting like theres only so much happiness to go around and if you let them be happy you dont get to be. I should think you might profitably ignore them rather than bore yourself with their problems. Or were you speaking hypothetically as in what an armchair fascist would do if he was leader of a proper military junta?
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By Rojik of the Arctic
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July seems a very un-satirical month.
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By War Angel
#13107318
ah christ! youre jewish? sorry i sometimes mix up my judaism and satanism.

:roll:

or maybe the whole euthanasia death camp for undesireables thing threw me off.

Fuck no, no camps. That would cost way too much money. Just let them rot somewhere.

I'm just saying, this is how it used to be handled, i mean youre kinda right, we should kick em out - but we got nowhere to kick em out to anymore.

That's indeed a problem.

well shit, you can't get a good self-indulgent misery going on m&ms buddy!

Stick to weed and LSD then, not fucking coke and heroin.

personally i'd rather people shot up than shot each other.

They shoot themselves up, and then shoot others - with a gun. I'd rather they all died.

youre acting like theres only so much happiness to go around and if you let them be happy you dont get to be.

If their drugs drive them to commit crime, then it is detrimental to my happiness.

I should think you might profitably ignore them rather than bore yourself with their problems. Or were you speaking hypothetically as in what an armchair fascist would do if he was leader of a proper military junta

If they don't bother me, then they don't bother me. Sadly, they often do. Since they don't give two shits about me, society as a whole or even themselves, I think the solution is quite clear.
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By Suska
#13107461
Fuck no, no camps... That's indeed a problem.
...yeah...
I think the solution is quite clear.
Religion?
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By MB.
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MORE SATIRE JESUS CHRIST
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By Suska
#13107798
jesus satire?
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or satire, exclamation...?
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By peter_co
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By Douglas
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It's about the story in which a black professor lost his keys, broke into his own home, was seen by a passer by, reported to the police and arrested for breaking and entering. Obama then called the officer stupid, apologized and offered to take him for a beer.
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By dudekebm
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Douglas wrote:It's about the story in which a black professor lost his keys, broke into his own home, was seen doing so by a neighbour who didn't recognize him or the folks who were with him, reported to the police and arrested for disorderly conduct after throwing a fit at the officer. Obama then called the officer stupid, apologized and offered to take him for a beer.


Corrected for accuracy.
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