[The Immortal Goon]

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With a follow up

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[SomeRandom]

TIG wins in Satire.

[Zyx]

Nets, one question: What?? :?:

QFT.

TIG wins in Satire.

QFT.

[The American Lion]

[Oxymoron]

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The sad part is that people are really this retarded.

[Zyx]

^ Why do bears sound like robots? Is HTC Evo really the future (where we have robot-bears)?



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Beck University
Motto Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo
Formation 2010
Type Online education program
Founder Glenn Beck
Website http://www.glennbeck.com/becku/

Beck University is an Online education program website launched in July 2010 by American radio and television host Glenn Beck. Beck University offers online classes in subjects such as religion, American history, and economics. The classes are offered to anyone who subscribes to Beck's "Extreme Insider" program for a fee.[1][2]
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[edit] Courses

Despite the use of the term "university" in the title, Beck's courses are not for credit.[3][4][5] As of July 2010[update], available courses include Faith 101, 102, and 103; Hope 101, 102, and 103; and Charity 101, 102 and 103. The classes consist of weekly lectures every Wednesday night.[6]

Faith 101 deals with American history and is taught by David Barton,[2] whom Beck has praised as "the Library of Congress in shoes".[7] Barton is an evangelical Christian minister and author who is known for his argument that the founding fathers renounced the separation of church and state.[6][7] Hope 101 deals with economics and is taught by David L. Buckner, who operates an executive training institute and is an adjunct professor of psychology and education at Columbia University Teachers College,[3][8] as well as an adjunct professor of business at the Stern School of Business at New York University.[9]

Charity 101 is taught by the chair of Louisiana State University political science department James R. Stoner, Jr..[2][6] The course makes the connection between the Constitution, the Federalist Papers, and the U.S. as a charitable nation.[7]
[edit] Coat of arms

Beck University's coat of arms features a quill, an American bison, and an image of George Washington, as well as the motto "Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo", which is Latin for "Revolution against tyrants, submission to God".[6]
[edit] References

1. ^ "Glenn Beck starts online 'university'". POLITICO. July 2010. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/39406.html. Retrieved July 7, 2010.
2. ^ a b c Montopoli, Brian (July 2, 2010). "Glenn Beck University? Yes. Glenn Beck University.". CBS News. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162- ... 03544.html. Retrieved July 9, 2010.
3. ^ a b Li, Sophia (July 7, 2010). "Wired Campus: Controversial Commentator Starts Online 'University'". The Chronicle of Higher Education. http://chronicle.com/blogPost/Controver ... tor/25352/.
4. ^ "Introducing Glenn Beck University". Inside Higher Ed. July 6, 2010. http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2010/07/06/beck. Retrieved July 8, 2010.
5. ^ Vasilogambros, Matt. "Beck University: First Course Faith 101 Provides Education On Demand". Politics Daily. http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/08 ... ion-on-de/. Retrieved July 21, 2010.
6. ^ a b c d "Summer School for Conservatives: Glenn Beck opens Beck University". Daily Finance. July 7, 2010. http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/media ... /19543970/. Retrieved July 7, 2010.
7. ^ a b c "Perusing the Glenn Beck University Curriculum Guide". Time. July 7, 2010. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/07/gle ... niversity/. Retrieved July 7, 2010.
8. ^ http://www.mahalo.com/david-buckner
9. ^ Willingham, John (2010-07-19). "The Real Intellectual at Beck University". History News Network. http://www.hnn.us/articles/129315.html.

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v • d • e
Glenn Beck
Broadcasts
Radio · Fox News Channel
Publications
The Overton Window · Arguing with Idiots · An Inconvenient Book · Fusion Magazine · Beck University · The Blaze
Associates
(Mercury Radio Arts): Pat Gray · Steve Burguiere · Scott Baker
Projects
9-12 Project · Restoring Honor rally · Black Robe Regiment
Beck related
David Barton · Beck v. Eiland-Hall‎ · Common Nonsense · Andrew Napolitano · Taxpayer March on Washington

[dilpill]

[The Immortal Goon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck_University

Cringe humour?

It's embarrassing that people are stupid enough to even begin thinking about participating in such a thing.

Have you heard the exciting news? Apparently appalled at the paucity of solid learnin' in America (excepting, of course, Texas), media maestro and renowned art historian Glenn Beck has announced the opening of his own great patriotic hall of academe. The forthcoming institution o'learnin', appropriately titled Beck University, will "explore the concepts of Faith, Hope and Charity and show you how they influence America’s past, her present and most importantly her future." Its faculty features such luminaries as a free-market economist whose degree is in psychology and a Texas Republican Party bigwig who hates, hates, HATES church-state separation. It even has an Ivy-style crest—featuring a feather, a buffalo, and the disembodied head of George Washington—and a Latin motto, "Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo" (roughly translated: "Revolution against tyrants, submission to God").

No word yet on whether RNC Chairman Michael Steele, apparently in need of some good historical and civics education of late, has enrolled. But just in time for the Independence Day weekend, the MoJo staff has produced a list of course offerings we hope to see at Beck U. next fall. If you have suggestions, too, post 'em to the comments or post them to Twitter with the hashtag #BeckUCourses! Let's do some educatin'! Yee haw!

* Theories of Self and Other in the Autobiography of Ronald Reagan
* Semiotics of Tricornered Hats
* Mythology 101: Fossils
* Presidential History From Harding to Coolidge
* Oath Keeping
* Semester Abroad in Kenya with Visiting Professor Dr. Jerome Corsi
* Physics of AM Radio Waves
* Fundamentals of Spelling and Grammar CANCELED
* Great Military Heroes: John Wayne
* Intro to Theology: Ayn Rand
* Advanced Marketing Seminar: Rare Gold Coins
* Drama 101: Intro to Alternative Lifestyles
* Psych 301: Paranoia as Therapeutic Alternative
* Wilde, Proust, and Other Homosexual Europeans
* Middle Eastern and Arab Cultures: What's Up With That?
* Literary Masters Colloquium: Cleon Skousen
* Motherhood, Hockey, Hunting: Cultural Convergences
* Studies in Moral Courage: Joe McCarthy
* Counterinsurgency Techniques in Morning Radio
* Phenomenological Epistemology and the Speeches of Barry Goldwater
* Hermeneutics and Homosociality in The Overton Window
* Political Science 300: Reverse Racism and the Modern Presidency
* Colloquium on Great Filmmakers: Mel Gibson
* Gym Crow
* Underwater Conspiracy Weaving

[Zyx]

Godwin's Law

[The Clockwork Rat]

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[Zyx]

Lame. Well, it was the Hitler Sperm Cell.

[The Clockwork Rat]

Huh, a google image search worked. First result.

[amjdmg]

[Paradigm]

[Zyx]

Lol.

[SomeRandom]

[amjdmg]

[Potemkin]

Heh, that looks like the confrontation between Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine at the end of Return of the Jedi. I wonder if Jesus's once-evil-but-now-a-hippy-peacenik father will show up and throw Palpatine, er, I mean the Pope into the abyss?

[The American Lion]

[The Sabbaticus]

Glenn Beck: "I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet."