Satire for April 2011

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#13678656

By SomeRandom - 09 Apr 2011 07:51

- 09 Apr 2011 07:51 #13678656

KFlint wrote:

Wtf? How old is that?! :lol:

Economic Left/Right: -9.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.26

#13678679

By U184 - 09 Apr 2011 08:15

- 09 Apr 2011 08:15 #13678679

LOL, not sure, but it fits right about now.

#13679261

By Decky - 09 Apr 2011 22:51

- 09 Apr 2011 22:51 #13679261

I don't get it, though I'm slightly turned on...

The breast has stars around the nipple, it represents the USA. The child is covered in logos it represents capital.

Some people are nobody's enemies but their own.

"The IDF is retarded" - Zionist Nationalist

#13681391

By J Oswald - 12 Apr 2011 04:23

- 12 Apr 2011 04:23 #13681391

The pattern of the stars seems to more closely resemble the EU flag than the US flag, I find.

"Politics is the art of the possible." - Otto von Bismarck

#13681418

By Thunderhawk - 12 Apr 2011 05:50

- 12 Apr 2011 05:50 #13681418

Jaded centrist. Wary Cautious liberal. Obligated Engineer(Civil).
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#13681485

By Ombrageux - 12 Apr 2011 08:19

- 12 Apr 2011 08:19 #13681485

A stubborn porcupine: heredity & nationhood. Meditate, brother!

« Artists are the antennae of the race. »

#13681847

By Quantum - 12 Apr 2011 20:11

- 12 Apr 2011 20:11 #13681847

"This world ain't nothing much than a big brothel anyway. Prostitutism is the dominant ideology." - Noelnada

#13682491

By amjdmg - 13 Apr 2011 15:57

- 13 Apr 2011 15:57 #13682491

This is wat British people masturbate to.

If fascism ever returns, it will deem itself antifacism - Jacques Presser.

#13682507

By amjdmg - 13 Apr 2011 16:13

- 13 Apr 2011 16:13 #13682507

If fascism ever returns, it will deem itself antifacism - Jacques Presser.

#13682954

By The American Lion - 13 Apr 2011 23:58

- 13 Apr 2011 23:58 #13682954

#13683190

By The Clockwork Rat - 14 Apr 2011 05:50

- 14 Apr 2011 05:50 #13683190

Gibberish
Lacan
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#13683308

By Ombrageux - 14 Apr 2011 10:03

- 14 Apr 2011 10:03 #13683308

A stubborn porcupine: heredity & nationhood. Meditate, brother!

« Artists are the antennae of the race. »

#13683875

By Nets - 15 Apr 2011 02:04

- 15 Apr 2011 02:04 #13683875

TCR wrote:

Scariest movie ever. Scots.

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child,
I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
For now we see through a glass, darkly.
His name was spessul olymmian

#13683886

By Potemkin - 15 Apr 2011 02:18

- 15 Apr 2011 02:18 #13683886

Movie? It was a documentary.

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Marx (Groucho)

#13684255

By The Clockwork Rat - 15 Apr 2011 14:25

- 15 Apr 2011 14:25 #13684255

The Daily Mash wrote:Kissing lesbians offered free bottle of wine

TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.

There's just something about it that makes men feel very comfortable

The women, on a first date, became intimate in a pub in central London, forcing the landlord to rearrange the lounge bar into a makeshift mini theatre.

As the kissing progressed, angry customers demanded the women be given free alcohol and plenty of room.

Tom Logan, who saw the whole thing, said: "I immediately complained that their glasses were almost empty and if we weren't careful they would go somewhere else.

"I just came in for a quiet pint. I didn't expect to see bar staff just standing there letting some impromptu girl-on-girl action slip through their fingers like a bunch of morons.

"I grabbed the landlord and said 'how are they supposed to take their tops off if they've only had a half a pint of cider?'.

"'You get some Chardonnay over there pronto or I'm calling the police'."

Regular, Wayne Hayes, added: "Personally, I was disgusted. People wouldn't get out of my way.

"I kept saying 'you're crowding them - let them lie down' but everyone was shouting and I got stuck behind this really tall bloke."

Dr Helen Archer, a sociologist at Reading University, said: "I suspect Britain is not as tolerant of lesbian privacy as we like to think it is. We could still be a decade away from attractive girls being able to explore each other's soft, wet mouths without it causing a fuss."
Meanwhile, landlord Bill McKay insisted that while some people would be shocked at his decision to intervene, it was his pub and he was brought up to believe there was something just right about two young women going at it hammer and tongs in a public place.