I really don't like very man dogs. There are some asshole cats, but I find they are much more like people, some are cool... some are dicks, some are chickenshits, some are bad asses.
Dogs are just slavish and needy.
1. Dogs are not even remotely smarter than cats, what they are are more socialized to humans. Dogs are the only animals that can follow a pointing human's unspoken communication. This doesn't make them objectively smart, this makes them
very sensitive to human communication.
2. Cats love people just as much as they love... anything. One of my cats can't hardly stand to be out of contact with us for any length of time, the other only hangs out with the kids (female). Sometimes the male actually drives me crazy with his dog-like neediness. I'm like "Dude, this is what I have you for, so you won't pester me all the time..."
I have yet to find a dog that doesn't require constant attention. That's far too much work for the very tiny reward you get from a slobbery, jumpy, humpy, barky little bastard.
3. Dogs shit everywhere and its a problem. Cats shit in a box, or outside where you never find it. Cats win.
4. Dogs are needy, pathetic, sometimes viscous and large enough to be dangerous, slaves. Cats are as independant as humans are and don't care to be ordered about any more than you do.
5. Bullshit. You don't know cats very well at all.
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