- 03 Feb 2009 14:06
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Being unemployed has its benefits; one such important benefit is walking my daugther to school each morning after breakfast. On this particular having finished our meal we embarked on our 10 block journey to a place of learning. Having been involved in a very philosophical conversation with my daughter about whether Unicorns are real and where do they live, we got to street across which the school lays.
The school is positioned off a main street with a kind of U shaped turn around so you drop of your kids and drive back to the Main road. Well being that this is a school, pedastraints especially with kids have full right of way. We approached the road, a few cars were already in motion passed us by, another car about 150 feet away was idling as a passanger was just disgarded. So I decided it was a good time to cross, yet this foolish Bitch of a women fucking presses the accelarator thank God for my Ninja reflexes I got me and my Offspring out of the way just in time.
I proceeded calmly to drop of my daugther at her entrance, knowing full well she wouldnt be able to get to the main road due to congestion as the Yellow buses were being unloaded. I then proceeded to intercept her car, I launched a perfectly timed Front Push kick into her Passenger side front door crushing it, after which I proceeded to knock her mirror right of its fucking hinge with a nice Rock laying around(Mustafa Inspired me). I also made sure to let her know all the curse words in the English, Spanish,Yiddish and Russian vocabulary.
The school is positioned off a main street with a kind of U shaped turn around so you drop of your kids and drive back to the Main road. Well being that this is a school, pedastraints especially with kids have full right of way. We approached the road, a few cars were already in motion passed us by, another car about 150 feet away was idling as a passanger was just disgarded. So I decided it was a good time to cross, yet this foolish Bitch of a women fucking presses the accelarator thank God for my Ninja reflexes I got me and my Offspring out of the way just in time.
I proceeded calmly to drop of my daugther at her entrance, knowing full well she wouldnt be able to get to the main road due to congestion as the Yellow buses were being unloaded. I then proceeded to intercept her car, I launched a perfectly timed Front Push kick into her Passenger side front door crushing it, after which I proceeded to knock her mirror right of its fucking hinge with a nice Rock laying around(Mustafa Inspired me). I also made sure to let her know all the curse words in the English, Spanish,Yiddish and Russian vocabulary.
Last edited by Oxymoron on 03 Feb 2009 19:02, edited 2 times in total.
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